I am not a fan of large-language model chatbots. I’m enough of a hater, in fact, that I don’t like calling ChatGPT and its LLM-powered kin “AI” — they are a particular class of products of a particular form of machine learning, which guess the correct response to a query as informed by associations between words and phrases in vast volumes of training text. One of the most painful lessons of the last couple of years, I think, is that what I’ve just described turns out not to be anywhere as close to “intelligence” as it appears.

I digress; the distinction is important, but it’s not exactly my point. My point is that it recently dawned on me that the LLM chatbots are the latest iteration of a now multi-decade process of big tech companies trying to fit the whole Internet into a box that they own and control.